"Why I am not a bandit"
The first thing I saw was the darkness of the loading screen. What's this? I then spawned on the beach after 10 minutes of purgatory. Ok, now that I finally spawned, let's play!
I looked over to my right and saw a large dock and warehouse. I thought it would be a good idea to go over there. I crawled over to a little house, and thought I saw the stock of a gun sticking around the corner. Jackpot! Then I heard gunshots to my left. Then zombies to my right.
The zombies decided I was a better target than the shooter. I took off …4