ABC Studios, day 1:

I was in Cherno, minding my own business on top of the largest building, looking out for people (I AM NOT A BANDIT) for some friends when a server hopper pops in and kills me. So I'm like "wtf?" .... I then ask my 2 friends I'm playing with to go get my stuff, they climb the LONG ladder up....

Friend 1 pops up, bam.... dead. Putting 3 makarov shots into 1 player. He then relays a message saying there is 2 people up there.

As friend 2 gets to the top he pops into 3rd person view and sees that there is now 4 server hoppers up there. As he waits on the ladder (they cannot see or get him due to a yellow pipe leading down the side of the building blocks their view) I run to the oppisite building of it and climb to the top with a makarov I picked up on the way.

I finally climb to the top and me and my friends plan this out as friend 1 is running back to help. Friend 2 (at the top of the ladder still) suggest he will wait for them to position themselves closer to the edges of the building so I can see them and he will run up distracting them as I starting lighting the skys with my little old makarov.....

He counts down "3....2....1.... GO!!!!!"

He bounds to the top and they freak out as he starts spraying them with an AK-74, I get one of the guys dead in my crosshair and fire 1 shot.... headshot. NOT a murder, but a bandit kill.

I see another with a gilly suit on, bam.... headshot. Another bandit kill.....

Friend 2 is dead and the other 2 guys are now hiding. I am sitting on the other side of this big barrell on top of a bulding, waiting. I then see one of them peak as I am in 3rd person view, looking around. Friend 1 is now back and reaches the top of the ladder, we wait to do the same tactic. none of them move to the edge. So I stop to think.....

I then ay screw it, I'm just going to run in running and gunning with friend 1 and maybe get lucky (we both have makarovs). I get to the ground and check a building for some loot, and then I find it........ The glory of it all...... An M67 Grenade......

I then jump for joy and run back as friend 1 is still on the ladder and friend 2 is now on the roof I was on. I finally start climbing the ladder and I get to the 2nd platform going up the ladder and I get on it and go inside the building to the other side.....

I ask friend 1 if he sees them and he says they are both aiming at the ladder laying down side-by-side.... I then make my move and pull out my m67.

I aim up so it will go directly on them coming back down, I pull the pin, throw it, and it flys. High up in to the sky, coming back down. I then wait a second and don't hear anything..... then BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

I see 2 bodies fly off the building and 1 lands on the ground below and the other lands directly beside me 2 feet away. I start to get happy and run back to the ladder, I look up and see friend 1 is gone......

I then look down and see his body there, lying on the ground. Flys swarming around..... I call out to him on Mumble. Nothing. I call out again.... nothing.

I think to myself, "what have I done? have i killed my friend in real life to a heart attack?" (He did not know I was throwing the m67)

I then look and see it was 4 bandit kills. No murders. I wait a minute and start looting bodies and taking my stuff back and gaining new things such as NVG and GPS and a coyote bag. I then hide their bodies and leave the server....

I wait for my friend, and I kind of got a little worried, he wasn't saying anything.... 10 minutes later he comes back, he tells me.... "Dude, when you threw that nade, my volume was all the way up. I was farting the time you threw it and I shit myself a little....."

Epic.

— ABC Studios, Jul 24th, 2012